ever-so-plucky:

 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall)

wasthatnotprocedure:

thunderstomper:

generallyfurious:

arlenexii:

spamsterlady:

#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)

that tag

((Just to clarify… yes. Iron Man 2, Thor and the Incredible Hulk happen within the same week. This is covered by the tie in comic “Fury’s Big Week”. So… yeah, basically the shittiest week to work at SHIELD. At least until Avengers.))

♪♫ ooc:

yup!!!!

Trust me. It was just as much of a headache as you think it is.

liona5:

♣ Fangirl Challenge  →  [10] female characters →3/11  Lady Sif of Asgard

bringerofstorms:

{STARTER PACK}

Avengers Origins: Thor | 2011 | 1 issue | [link]

In a few ways, this issue is MCU-fan friendly. It lays everything out in a basic way, while also giving you some solid development in Thor and Loki’s relationship, how Sif “ruined” that (as Loki might tell you) and how Thor is used to dealing with his father. Sif’s sass really lightens the mood, and you also get to see a lot of Thor’s hammer—and meet Donald Blake, Thor’s human alter-ego!

WARNING: Not suggested for Loki fans/apologists, or those of the “Odin is a dick,” mindset.

Special Appearances by: Thor, Loki, Sif, Odin, Brokk, Eitri, Hela, Surtur, Ulik, Donald Blake.

Thor: The Mighty Avenger | 2010 | 8 issues | [link]

Much like the premise of the movie, Thor has been banished. However, the details and reasoning behind his banishment are unknown, and he’s making his way in the mortal world as a hobo— until the lovely Jane Foster happens upon him. This series chronicles his adventures as he adjusts to life on Midgard, with some twists of what’s expected from the typical movie or comic canon. Warnings for extreme kawaii.

Special Appearances by: Thor, Jane Foster, Loki, Fandral, Volstagg, Hogun, Captain Britain, Hyde, Janet VanDyne, Hank Pym, Namor, Heimdall, Tony Stark.

Thor: The Trials of Loki | 2011 | 4 issues | [link]

Loki’s past, as told from his own point of view, up until his imprisonment post-Balder’s murder. As with Blood Brothers (see below), the narrator is not entirely reliable, as even Thor disputes Loki’s claims within the narrative. However, the mini-series provides a basis for Loki’s origins within Marvel’s canon.

Special Appearances by: Thor, Loki, Frigga, Odin, Sif, Heimdall, Idunn, Hodur, Balder, Nanna, Urd, Skuld, Verdande, Hela.

Loki (also known as Blood Brothers) | 2004 | 4 issues | [link]

A solo mini-series wherein Loki rules Asgard. It covers his brief stint as king and how he handles his duties, as well as the emotional conflict wrought from his triumph to the residual emotional scarring left from what he perceived as severe abuse growing up. The entire run is the victim of an unreliable narrator—namely, Loki. Keep in mind while reading that this is all from Loki’s point of view, so the events are colored by his distortion of them. It’s up to the reader to decipher the grains of truth amidst what is presented.

Special Appearances by: Thor, Loki, Sif, Lorelei, Hela, Karnilla, Odin, Balder, Hodur, Frigga, Farbauti.

Son of Asgard | 2004 | 12 issues | [link]

Asgard like we rarely get to see it; your favorite Aesir, but in their teen years. See how it all started (sort of). Prepare for relationship drama, pranks, a character death, magic, and snark. Loads of snark.

It ain’t called Sassgard for nothin’, honey.

Special Appearances by: Thor, Loki, Sif, Balder*, Odin, Frigga, Brunnhilde, Amora, Volstagg, Karnilla, Heimdall, Hela, Lorelei.

*In this, Balder is not Thor’s brother.

asdllkshfad:

Princess getting dressed.

transcendmatter:

“All right, that was a cheap joke, okay. I admit it, and I’m going to do it again like 4 times in the movie, and I’m just going to apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh” -Joss Whedon on the commentary for The Avengers

struckbyloki:

#am I the only one who thought he meant not having a home instead of not having the tessaract

midnightinasgard:

#have you seen my brother?#he kinda looks like this

its-a-whatever-i-want-blog:

Horny and Breezy by Methegirl ( http://methegirl.deviantart.com/ )