if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole
What’s Gatsby’s least favorite sport
Pool.
And why?
He’s not a very good shot.
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe

First edition Gatsby on eBay… exceptionally low price… looks to be in decent condition…
BUT LOOK HOW THEY PHOTOGRAPHED IT.
OPEN AND LAYING ON ITS PAGES. ARGHGBJLKnlkjfvb;uljhb;ouHJJHDLUH!!!1!
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That’s sickening, really. First edition Gatsby… and it’s practically thrown onto a table and photographed like it was a year old copy of the Reader’s Digest. Just…ugh…someone needs to rescue it.





