soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

#one minute she’s your little girl #stabbing people eating things #then the next she’s all grown up #doing a spot of grave digging #it’s her other dad he’s too soft on her #OH SURE SHE’S MY FAKE DAUGHTER WHEN SHE’S DUG UP CORPSES (via possiblie)

cloudcuckoolander527:

It is impossible not to love Anne Hathaway. 

hobolunchbox:

Jerry.

now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the 
one son who had no choice but to keep them all together

twinzik:

I Remember You

Marceline by Hopie
Simon by Hee-Hee
Marcy by Chlo-Chlo (made by Hee-Hee)
Photo by Mineralblu

paintdoktahwho:

cmon clara dont leave me hangin

worstwolf:

Rose/River, requested by awesomemccoolname

i scream, you scream we all scream for her
don’t even try ‘cause you can’t ignore her

she’s my cherry pie
cool drink of water
such a sweet surprise
tastes so good
make a grown man cry
sweet cherry pie, oh yeah

she’s my cherry pie
put a smile on your face
ten miles wide
looks so good
bring a tear to your eye
sweet cherry pie, yeah
- Cherry Pie, Warrant (♫)